Thursday, April 23, 2009

Double Take

Some days, I think I have seen it all as far as stupidity goes, but of course, there are days like yesterday where I was wrong. As I was driving my daughter to gymnastics, I see a car coming towards me in the opposite lane. He had obviously had a front end collision and his windshield was shattered. I don't mean a couple cracks, I mean completely shattered to the point I don't see how he could even see to drive. But the clincher was this--he was yapping on his cell phone while driving!

So, I thought I had just seen about everything at this point till I go into my daughter's gymnastics class. It was there that I saw a woman with her slippers on! Yes, slippers in public! She was wearing flip flop fuzzy slippers to watch her daughter at gymnastics! Quoting Jerry Seinfeld (but replacing sweat pants with slippers), "You know the message you're sending out to the world with these slippers? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'"

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