Germaprobe: toddler’s finger loose in a public restroom. You can only imagine where they are going to stick it and the germs they will pick up. And naturally, the next thing they will do will be to put their little fingers in their mouths. It is enough to make any mother jump off the toilet mid-pee with jeans around their ankles to stop those adorable fingers from ending up in their mouth!
Splash-a-rrhea: what splashes up around the toilet after you know what. I don't even want to use anymore words to describe this. Yeah, and doesn't it figure that this happens just after you clean the toilet? Couldn't happen the day before you cleaned it, could it? Noooo, it only happens in the nice, sparkly clean potty.
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